by Kat12 » Thu May 28, 2009 3:16 pm
"We now have the Thingy, inside a disquised SLR, inside Robotica's shirt pocket, guarded by Robotica's 7 foot tall Bots."
As an extreme arachnophobe, I have done everything in my power to avoid anything remotely spider like. My therapist gave up trying to cure me of arachnophobia by himself and made me join a therapy group where I could learn that others share my fear. Instead of being cured, I made everyone else's phobia even worse. One of the group members, a retired Astronaut/scientist devised a giant Spider Blaster Laser, which he installed on a Russion Satellite. The satellite discovered the existence of the SLR, even though it was disguised and hidden inside Robotica's shirt.
An alarm went off, alerting my arachophobia group, and we discovered that the laser couldn't get a fix on the SLR because of the 7 foot Tall Bots. We decided to send Simson out. Simson was not only an arachnophobe, but also a con man. He conned the 7 foot tall Bots into believing that they had been reassigned to guard Talbots, and they left. The laser beam immediately locked on to the SLR and within seconds the SLR, and Robotica's shirt, disintegrated. The thingy fell free, but before Robotica could grab it it fell through the grate into the sewer and was swept away by the current. Now the thingy is lost in the maze of an underground sewer system.